• What's the best day to fry eggs?  Fri-yay!
• Why is the hulk such a good gardener?  Because he has green fingers!
• What is a bunny's favourite type of music? Hip hop!
• What did the melon say when his grass was going brown?  I guess I better water-me-lon! (Mrs Ellison!)
• What do you call cheese that's not yours?  Nacho cheese!
• Why was the snowman in the bucket?  Because it melted!
• Why can't you trust atoms?  Because they make up everything!
• What shoes do ninjas wear?  Sneakers!
• How do skeletons call their friends?  On the telebone!
• What did the egg say to the other egg when it made it laugh?  You are cracking me up!
• Why was the computer cold?  It forgot to close it's windows!
• Why was 6 scared of 7?  Because 7, 8, 9!
• What do you call a car that's named after a body part?  A knee-san (Nissan!)
• What do you call a man with a runner toe?  Roberto
• Where does a pencil go on vacation?  Pennsylvania
• What do you call a fish with no eyes?  Fssshhhh

Knock knock

Who's there?

Boo!

Boo hoo!

No need to cry about it