- What's the best day to fry eggs? Fri-yay!
- Why is the hulk such a good gardener? Because he has green fingers!
- What is a bunny's favourite type of music? Hip hop!
- What did the melon say when his grass was going brown? I guess I better water-me-lon! (Mrs Ellison!)
- What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese!
- Why was the snowman in the bucket? Because it melted!
- Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- What shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!
- How do skeletons call their friends? On the telebone!
- What did the egg say to the other egg when it made it laugh? You are cracking me up!
- Why was the computer cold? It forgot to close it's windows!
- Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!
- What do you call a car that's named after a body part? A knee-san (Nissan!)
- What do you call a man with a runner toe? Roberto
- Where does a pencil go on vacation? Pennsylvania
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fssshhhh
Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo hoo!
No need to cry about it
